Halo re, halo re, halo re, halo re
Radha ke anganaa
Halo re, halo re, halo re, halo re
Halo re, halo re, halo re, halo re
Radha ke anganaa
Halo re, halo re, halo re, halo re
Hai Radha ko rangna..

Chhui mui Radha rani kanha se sharmaaye
Nakh sikh aadhe aadhe piya ko dikhlaaye
Tann mann kaanpe Radha shihar sihar jaaye
Halo re, halo re, halo re
Halo re, halo re, halo re
Radha ke anganaa
Halo re, halo re, halo re..

Radha tora rang dhoop saa
Kisna ke mann ko bhaave re
Kaise koi hori ke din
Dhoop ko rang lagaave re..

Luk-chhip jaaye kahaan
Ruk jaa re bholi
Milkar aaj idhar khelenge holi
Bas ik baar lage shagun ka tika..

Halo re, halo re, halo re, halo re
Halo re, halo re, halo re, halo re
Radha ke anganaa
Halo re, halo re, halo re, halo re..

Radha tu hai mori bansuri
Tohre bin Kanha aadha re
Tose araj rehna
Adhron se lag ke zyada re..

Ik pal rooth gayi, sun kar ye Radha
Iss par Kanha ko pyaar aaya jyada
Jab mann prem ranga sakal rang pheeka
Halo re, halo re, halo re, halo re
Radha ke angana
Halo re, halo re, halo re, halo re..

Nachan laagyo re bairagi mann
Are bhagan laagyo re bairagi mann

Aaj unse milna hai humein
Aaj unse milna hai humein
Chal unke liye kuchh lete chalein
Aur unko duaayein dete chalein
Thodi gunjiya wunjiya lete chalein
Thodi barfi warfi lete chalein
Aaj unse milna hai hume
Aaj unse milna hai hume..

Mehalon ki raani hai
Sunder sayaani hai
Wo khaandaani hai jaan-e-dil
Kya kya kharidein hum
Kya naa kharidein hum
Kya de nishani ye hai mushqil (x2)..

Thodi mathri vattri lete chalein
Thodi chalki chevda lete chalein
Kuch teekh veekha lete chalein
Kuch khatta meetha lete chalein
Aaj unse milna hai hume
Aaj unse milna hai hume..

Aa…

Unse milenge toh hum kya kahenge
Ye socha na, samjha na, jaana hai
Shayad kahein aise unka hamesa se
Ser aankhon par hi thikana hai (x2)..

Thode kaaju kismish lete chalein
Sab thoda thoda lete chalein
Chalo unke liye kuch lete chalein
Aur unko duaayein dete chalein
Aaj unse milna hai hume
Aaj unse milna hai hume..

Nachan laagyo re bairagi mann
Are bhagan laagyo re bairagi mann
Nachan laagyo re bairagi mann..

Ouch!
Chal aaja o kudiye
O chanchal si chidiye
Bani tu ladaiya re..

Bada hi karara bada nakhre waala
Hai tera ravaiyya re
Ho jaaye, ho jaaye, ho jaaye
Aaja aaja tod tadaiyya re
Ho jaaye aaja aaja tod tadaiya re..

Haaye.. ho jaane de taa taa thaiya
Lad jaane de prem tattaiya
Zor laga ke haiya haiya re..

Ho jaaye, ho jaaye, ho jaaye
Aaja raja tod tadaiya re
Ho jaaye aaja raja tod tadaiya re..
Ouch!

Naina nasheele jaadu
Daale re, daale re, daale re
Inn pe laga do zara
Taale re, taale re, taale re (x2)..

Naino se darte ho
Yun mard bante ho
Pakdoge kaise kalaiya re..

Ho jaaye, ho jaaye, ho jaaye
Aaja raja tod tadaiyya re
Ho jaaye aaja raja tod tadaiya re..
Ouch!

Honthon ki laali pheeki
hui re, hui re, hui re
Paani chubhe hai jaise
sui re, sui re, sui re (x2)..

Humne bhi ab thodi sharm-o-haya chhodi
Ulta ghumma denge re paiyyan re..

Ho jaaye, ho jaaye, ho jaaye
Aaja raja tod tadaiyya re
Ho jaaye aaja raja tod tadaiya re..
Ouch!

Chal aaja o kudiye
O chanchal si chidiye
Bani tu ladaiya re
Ho jaaye, ho jaaye, ho jaaye
Aaja aaja tod tadaiyya re
Ho jaaye aaja aaja tod tadaiya re
Ho jaaye aaja aaja tod tadaiya re
Ho jaaye aaja aaja tod tadaiya re..
Ouch!

Hai saath aayein wo mann mein samaayeinn
Wo unko jo bhaaye wo hum lenge
Hai jaan se pyaare saajan ji humare
Unke liye kuch bhi kar denge (x2)..

Thoda meetha-teekha lete chalein
Jo unko pasand ho lete chalein
Thodi gunjiya-wunjiya lete chalein
O thodi barfi-warfi lete chalein..

Aaj unse kehna hai hume
Aaj unse kehna hai hume..

Prem ratan dhan payo
Prem ratan dhan payo
Aaj mann bhar aayo, prem ratan..

Prem ratan dhan payo maine
Prem ratan dhan payo..

Prem ratan dhan payo
Prem ratan dhan payo..
Aaj mann bhar aayo, prem ratan..
Prem ratan dhan payo
Prem ratan dhan payo..

Kaali kaali aineka paa kaale kaale shoes
Leke gaddi kaali kaali teri gali vad’da
Bacche bacche vich hit kudiyan da Brad Pitt
Munda jattan da janwai tu bana le ghar da..

Tere utte marda
Tainu pyar karda (x2)..

Kaali kaali aineka paa kaale kaale shoes leke
Gaddi kaali kaali teri gali vadd’da
Bache bache vich hit kudiyaan da Brad Pitt
Munda jattan da janwai tu bana le ghar da
(Ghar’da.. tu bana le ghar’da)..

Main’na kapde repeat ni karda
Haan jehre ik wari paa le tere yaar ne
Badal badal ke le aave tere karke
Caran ghar vich haay baby chaar ne (x2)..

Paa gold stud munda saareyan ton vadh
Naam Jaani eh kisey de kolon naiyo darda

Kaali kaali aineka paa kaale kaale shoes leke
Gaddi kaali kaali teri gali vadd’da
Bache bache vich hit kudiyan da Brad Pitt
Munda jattan da jawaai tu bana le ghar da ..

(Raftaar Rap)
Yeah!
You know me,
It’s yo boy Raftaar..

Til tere gaal da (all black!)
Rang tere baalon ka (all black!)
Chadhti hai mujhe dheere dheere
Aankhen meri laal
Tu maal hai (all black!)
Hold that!
Tu hai dene wali kaafi ladko ko meri jaana heart attack
Sab dete tujhe number par
Bas mujhko hi karti tu call back..

Yeah.. mujhe pasand rang kaala
Tabhi tere kaale rang wala yaar bade dil waala
Main to duniya ke rang mein tha rangne wala
Mujhe bhole ne sambhala
Tu chal sambhal ke, machalte bade hain
Tere khade jo bagal mein hain kal ke wo halke hain
Jalte hain, dil hote dhalte hain
Baby aise chhote mote mere ghar palte hain
Haan ho naa tu itni serious
Beth meri car mein dikha du tujhe..
Fast & Furious!

Kaali kaali aineka paa kaale kaale shoes
Leke gaddi kaali kaali teri gali vadd’da

Jo vi kahengi ohhi kar dun
Teri sonh munda nahi vadh kacheyan da
Sidda main daun tenu ring sone di
Phul-phal dena tan ae kaam bacheyan da..

Pher tu vi meri jaan ho ji mai te meherbaan
Ni tan meriyan da ki kah’da parda..

Kaali kaali aineka paa kaale kaale shoes
Leke gaddi kaali kaali teri gali vadd’da
Bache bache vich hit kudiyan da Brad Pitt
Munda jattan da jawaai tu bana le ghar da..

Ghar’da..
Tu bana le ghar’da
All black..

Na na na na…

Matargashti khuli sadak mein
Tagdi tadak bhadak mein
Oley gire sulagte se sulagte se sadak me
Chhatri na thi bagal mein
Aaya hi naa akal mein
Ke bhaage hum ya bheege hum akad me..

Toh socha phir
Geela hua hai wo sukhana ho ho.. brroom!
Chaahe zanana ya mardana ho ho..

Attention!
Phenka nayaa paasa
Phir de gayi jhansa
Aivein mujhe phansa
Teri aisi ki ho taisi zindagi..

Phenka nayaa paasa
Phir de gayi jhansa
Aivein mujhe phansa
Chirkut zindagi, you know..

(Na na na..
Tang tang tang taun..
Tang tang tang tadaun
Ma ma.. tang tang.. thcu thcu..)

Tu hi hai wo
Jis se khela tha main kho-kho khela thappo
Tu hai Laila, Shirin, Sohni, Juliet
Sun lo, mujhko dhoondo na jungle mele mein
Whatsapp pe hoon ha ha :D…

Na tera na mera zamana ho ho..
Na ye zanaana, na mardana ho..
Pakad paana

Phenka nayaa paasa
Phir de gayi jhansa
Aivein mujhe phansa
Chirkut zindagi you aauw!..

Tu hi hai wo
Jisne khenchi meri dhoti, dhoti khenchi
Ab tu dhoonde kahaan bande
Na main Kaaba, Kaashi
Main twitter pe hoon
DP meri dekho hoo ooh hoo :D..

Sun re sun beliya
Dil ne dhokha diya
Aankhein mili tumse naazani
Mere hosh-o-hawaas kho gaye
Dil ne ro roka
Yeh aankhein hain dil ki zubaan
Khwaab roz roz dekhe naye
Ho.. dil ka bhanwar bole sun sathiya
Chhup na dupatte mein tu oh chhaliya
Prem pujari ke.. dil ka bayaan
Hota raha, rota raha priye..
Toh phir..

(tang tang tang..)

Matargashti khuli sadak mein
Tagdi tadak bhadak mein
Oley gire sulagte se sulagte se sadak mein
Chhatri na thi bagal mein
Aaya hi naa akal mein
Ke bhaage hum ya bheege hum akad mein..

Toh socha phir
Geela hua hai jo sukhana ho ho.. brroom!
Chaahe zanaana ya mardana ho ho..

Attention!
Phenka naya paasa
Phir de gayi jhansa
Aivein mujhe phansa
Teri aisi ki ho taisi zindagi..

Phenka naya paasa
Phir de gayi jhansa
Aivein mujhe phansa
Chirkut zindagi, you know..

Heer toh badi sad haaye hoye!
Aajkal very mad haay ji!
Heer toh badi sad haaye hoye!
Aajkal very mad haay ji!..

Na khaati-peeti haaye hoye!
Rona-dhona mushkil haay ji!
Pyar ki lu mein itni jal gayi (hoye hoye..
Lu mein jaana mushqil hai hoye!
Lu mein jaana mushqil hai hoye!..

Heer ki haalat
Kasam Rab ki hoye!
Kasam Rab ki hoye!
Kasam Rab ki.. hoye!
Aajkal very bad hai ji haaye hoye!
Heer to badi sad hai jee haay ji!..

Aajkal very mad hai ji haaye hoye!
Heer toh badi sad hai ji haay ji!..

(tang dang dang…)

Ho.. ishq hai maachis
Dil hai diesel
Dono tange dooram door
Kaante paante aankh aankh ko
Sapne kar gaye chooram choor hoye..
Haay baji padi band Heer ki
Ab iss band pe naache kaun
Hui bolti bandh bandh si
Kayi dino se hai wo bore..

Log kahein ki sanki ho gayi
Haay ya wo utter mad hai aaye haaye!
Heer toh badi sad hai haaye ji!
Heer toh badi sad hai ji haaye hoye!
Aajkal very bad hai ji.. haaye ji!..

Ho.. mann mridang baje bedhang
Udaa hai rang bechare ka
Luk muk upar pressure cooker
Hua dimaag kunware ka hoye..
Haay tel lagaye nayi zindagi
So so ke din kaante wo
Waqt ke munh pe gussa karke
Maarti rehti chaante wo
Fiqr mein ab toh uska dad hai..

Haay mom bhi badi sad hai haaye oye
Heer to very mad hai haay ji
Aaj kal very bad hai haaye oye
She is toh nod cat hai haay ji..

Na khaati-peeti
Rona-dhona mushkil haay ji!
Pyar ki lu mein itni jal gayi hoye hoye..
Lu mein jaana mushqil hai hoye!
Lu mein jaana mushqil hai hoye!

Heer ki haalat
Kasam Rab ki hoye!
Kasam Rab ki hoye!
Kasam Rab ki.. hoye!
Aajkal very bad hai ji haaye oye!
Heer to badi sad hai ji haay ji!
Aaj kal very mad hai haaye oye!
Heer to badi sad hai ji haay ji!..

(tang dang dang…)

(Haaye hoye..)
(Haaye ji..)

Hai saath aayein wo mann mein samaayeinn
Wo unko jo bhaaye wo hum lenge
Hai jaan se pyaare saajan ji humare
Unke liye kuch bhi kar denge (x2)..

Thoda meetha-teekha lete chalein
Jo unko pasand ho lete chalein
Thodi gunjiya-wunjiya lete chalein
O thodi barfi-warfi lete chalein..

Aaj unse kehna hai hume
Aaj unse kehna hai hume..

Prem ratan dhan payo
Prem ratan dhan payo
Aaj mann bhar aayo, prem ratan..

Prem ratan dhan payo maine
Prem ratan dhan payo..

Prem ratan dhan payo
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Aaj mann bhar aayo, prem ratan..
Prem ratan dhan payo
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Chhamak chhoriyan se nayanwa ladawatt
Wat wat wat wat wat wat wat
Ladaawat wat wat wat wat
Udti chidiya ke haldi ragad ke lagawatt
Wat wat wat wat wat wat wat
Lagawat wat wat wat wat (x2)..

O re beauty, apni duty
Tumpe line maarke nibhawatt hai
Chhod diya le le sharafat hai
Khud hi liye ee aafat hai..

Tohre pichhe jab se humri
Jam ke ho gayi lath lagawatt aawatt aawatt..

Chhamak chhoriyan se nayanwa ladavatt
Vat vat vat vat vat vat vat
Ladaawat wat wat wat wat
Udti chidiya ke haldi ragad ke lagaawatt
Wat wat wat wat wat wat
Lagaawat wat wat wat wat..

O.. hum humai se tohri battiyan
karke wakht bitaave hain
Khudahi hanste, khudahi rote
Khudahi khudko sataave hain
Tohre kaaran basti saari
Humka karat majaak re
Pehle aake phir dikhe hum
Apni puri dhaak re
Dikhawat wat wat wat wat wat wat
Dikhawat wat wat wat wat wat wat..

Chhamak chhoriyan se nayanwa ladawatt
Wat wat wat wat wat wat wat
Ladaawat wat wat wat wat
Udat chidiya ke haldi ragad ke lagawatt
Wat wat wat wat wat wat wat
Lagawat wat wat wat wat..

Jaan gaye leke surkhi kajra tape taap ke
Latke jhatke maar tu humka phasaave
O pari ee to bataa
Tu kon disha, tu kon mulqiyon haak le jaave
Haule haule baat pe tu humri waat laga..

Chhamak chhoriyan se nayanwa ladawatt
Wat wat wat wat wat wat wat
Ladaawat wat wat wat wat
Udat chidiya ke haldi ragad ke lagawatt
Wat wat wat wat wat wat wat
Lagawat wat wat wat wat..

Chhamak chhoriyan se nayanwa ladawatt
Wat wat wat wat wat wat wat
Ladaawat wat wat wat wat..

Wo..! aa…!

Ye Chenab ka dariya hai
Ye ishq se bharya
Wo leharon pe balkhati
Mahiwal se milne jaati
Wo naam ki Sohni bhi thi
Mahiwal ki honi bhi thi..

Lekin bhay kans ka tha usko (toh phir!)
Vasudeva ne Kanha ko (lekar!)
Jamuna se paar langaaya..
Keriya se toh Firon ki behna ne phir munh sa uthaya…

Chali kahani.., chali kahani
Chali kahani.., chali kahani
Chali kahani.., chali kahani
Chali kahani.. (x2)..

Tirkit taal se lo chali kahani
Panghat kaal se lo chali kahani
Sarpat daudti hai fakt jubaani
Chhut-put aashiqui mein dhali kahani..

Angin saal se hai wohi purani
Tere mere ishq ki ye nayi kahani
Aati kahaan se hai ye jaati kahaan kya pata..

Birha ka dukh kaahe ho baanke
Dikhe mohe tu hi jo jiya mein jhaankiye
Pal pal ginti hoon aathon hi pahar
Kitne baras huey mohe haan kiye
Naina nihaaro more bhor se jhare
Preet mori piya baaton se na aankiye
Main hi mar jaaun ya mare dooriyan
Dooriyon ki chadaron pe yaadein taankiye..

Wo utha virodhi parcham
Mughal-e-azam ko tha ye hamm
Shehzada mohabbat karke
Izzat ka karega kachra
Roja ki thi Helen
Tha ik mee rakhsha mein raavan
Antat bhishan yudhum krandan
Mera to Ranjhan Mahi Ranjhan Ranjhan..

Tu koi aur hai
Jaanta hai tu
Saamne iss jahaan ke
Ik naqaab hai
Tu aur hai, koi aur hai
Kyun nahi wo, jo hai..

Tu jahaan ke waaste khud ko bhool karr
Apne hi saath naa aise zulm karr
Khol de wo girah
Jo lagaaye tujhpe tu
Bol de tu koi aur hai
Chehre jo odhe tune woh
Tere kahaan hain..

Saamne aa, khol de sab
Jo hai dil mein bol de ab
Saamne aa, khol de sab
Jo hai dil mein bol de ab..

Tedhe raaste, khwaab hain tere
Tere saath jo umr bhar chale
O inhe gale lagaa
Tu kaun hai bataa
O.. khol de ye girah..

Tu koi aur hai
Teri naa hadein
Aasmaan hai..
Khayal hai..
Bemisaal hai..
Tu mauj hai
Tu raunaqein
Chaahe jo tu, wo hai..

Wo..! aa…!

Ye Chenab ka dariya hai
Ye ishq se bharya
Wo leharon pe balkhati
Mahiwal se milne jaati
Wo naam ki Sohni bhi thi
Mahiwal ki honi bhi thi..

Lekin bhay kans ka tha usko toh phirr
Vasudeva ne Kanha ko lekar
Jamuna se paar langaaya..
Keriya se toh Firon ki behna ne phir munh sa uthaya…

Chali kahani.. chali kahanii
Chali kahani.. chali kahanii
Chali kahani.. chali kahanii
Chali kahani.. (x2)..

Tirkit taal se lo chali kahanii
Panghat kaal se lo chali kahanii
Sarpat daudti hai fakt jubaani
Chhut-put aashiqui mein dhali kahanii..

Angin saal se hai wohi purani
Tere mere ishq ki ye nayi kahanii
Aati kahaan se hai ye jaati kahaan kya pata..

Birha ka dukh kaahe ho baanke
Dikhe mohe tu hi jo jiya mein jhaankiye
Pal pal ginti hoon aathon hi pahar
Kitne baras huey mohe haan kiye
Naina nihaaro more bhor se jhare
Preet mori piya baaton se na aankiye
Main hi mar jaaun ya mare dooriyan
Dooriyon ki chadaron pe yaadein taankiye..

Wo utha virodhi parcham
Mughal-e-azam ko tha ye hamm
Shehzada mohabbat karke
Izzat ka karega kachra
Roja ki thi Helen
Tha ik mee rakhsha mein raavan
Antat bhishan yudhum krandan
Mera to Ranjhan Mahi Ranjhan Ranjhan..

Navatunni aali apsaraa
Navatunni aali apsaraa
Aashi sundara saaj sazpunna
Aali aali aali
Aali ho aali..
Jaisa maathi maanla gajra
Dokyecha nazra theel tichyauvarr
Aali aali..

Duniya chi pyari tu
Aaga naari harnigey
Aaga raani sundaraa ha ha..
Aali ho aali
Aali ho aali
Aali o aali..

Nazar jo teri laagi main deewanii ho gayii
Deewanii haan deewanii, deewani ho gayii
Mash’hoor mere ishq ki kahaani ho gayii
Jo jag ne na maani toh maine bhi thaanii
Kahaan thi main dekho kahaan chali aayii..
Kehte hain ye deewanii mastanii ho gayii

Mash’hoor mere ishq ki ye kahani ho gayii
Jo jag ne na maani toh maine bhi thaani
Kahaan thi main dekho kahaan chali aayii..
Kehte hain ye deewanii mastanii ho gayii
Deewani haan deewanii, deewanii ho gayii

Zakham aisa tune lagaya
Deewani, deewani, deewanii, deewanii ho gayii
Marham aisa tune lagaya
Ruhaani, ruhaani, ruhaani, ruhaani ho gayii
Pehchaan mere ishq ki ab toh
Pehchaan mere ishq ki ab toh
Rawaani, rawaani, rawaani, rawaani ho gayii

Ho.. mash’hoor mere ishq ki kahani ho gayii
Kehte hai yeh deewanii, mastanii ho gayi
Haan deewani, haan deewanii, deewanii ho gayii
Mash’hoor mere ishq ki kahani ho gayii
Jo jag ne na maani toh maine bhi thaanii
Kahaan thi main dekho kahaan chali aayii

Kehte hain ye deewanii, mastanii ho gayii
Deewanii haan deewanii, deewanii ho gayii..

Sab noor noor sa bikhra hai
Ek tu hi khayalon mein utra hai
Bas jhoom jhoom jhoom jhoom jaata hai dil
Tu mastanii hai..
Tu deewanii hai..
Paakeza hasti hain teri tu noorani hai..

Sab noor noor sa bikhra hai
Ek tu hi khayaalon mein utra hai..

Wo..! aa…!

Ye Chenab ka dariya hai
Ye ishq se bharya
Wo leharon pe balkhati
Mahiwal se milne jaati
Wo naam ki Sohni bhi thi
Mahiwal ki honi bhi thi..

Lekin bhay kans ka tha usko (toh phir!)
Vasudeva ne Kanha ko (lekar!)
Jamuna se paar langaaya..
Keriya se toh Firon ki behna ne phir munh sa uthaya…

Chali kahani.., chali kahani
Chali kahani.., chali kahani
Chali kahani.., chali kahani
Chali kahani.. (x2)..

Tirkit taal se lo chali kahani
Panghat kaal se lo chali kahani
Sarpat daudti hai fakt jubaani
Chhut-put aashiqui mein dhali kahani..

Angin saal se hai wohi purani
Tere mere ishq ki ye nayi kahani
Aati kahaan se hai ye jaati kahaan kya pata..

Birha ka dukh kaahe ho baanke
Dikhe mohe tu hi jo jiya mein jhaankiye
Pal pal ginti hoon aathon hi pahar
Kitne baras huey mohe haan kiye
Naina nihaaro more bhor se jhare
Preet mori piya baaton se na aankiye
Main hi mar jaaun ya mare dooriyan
Dooriyon ki chadaron pe yaadein taankiye..

Wo utha virodhi parcham
Mughal-e-azam ko tha ye hamm
Shehzada mohabbat karke
Izzat ka karega kachra
Roja ki thi Helen
Tha ik mee rakhsha mein raavan
Antat bhishan yudhum krandan
Mera to Ranjhan Mahi Ranjhan Ranjhan..

Wo..! aa…!

Tumhe apna banane ka junoon
Sar pe hai, kab se hai
Mujhe aadat bana lo ik buri
Kehna ye tumse hai..

Tumhe apna banane ka junoon
Sar pe hai, kab se hai..

Hmm.. rokna nahi mujhko
Zidd pe aa gayi hoon main
Iss qadar deewanapan chadha
Dekho na yahaan aake
Mera haal kaisa hai
Toot ke abhi tak na judaa..

Ab sambhalna nahi hai
Jo bhi hai wo sahi hai
Aao na…

Tumhe khud se milaane ka junoon
Sar pe hai, kab se hai
Mujhe rehne de apne paas hi
Kehna ye tumse hai..

Tumhe apna banane ka junoon
Sar pe hai, kab se hai
Sar pe hai, kab se hai..

Bartender se main ye kehta hoon
Raat bhar main nashe mein rehta hoon
Mera order repeat kar kar ke
Pilata jaa na neat bhar bhar ke
Tujhko jaana hai to ghar pe jaa tu
Kaam mera ye ek kar ke jaa tu
Re mujhko de ja tu theke ki chaabi re chaabi
Ya to main hoon sharabi ya hai botal sharabi
Chaahe jitna bhi rokun ye kare hai kharabi
Ya to main hoon sharabi ya hai botal sharabi
Chaahe jitna bhi rokun ye kare hai kharabi..

Peene te mainu nafrat sii
Hun chaska peh gaya peene daa
Jehda laake bula nu chhad de ve
Oh kaam hai yaar kaminey daa..

(Daaru saare peete hain
Hum thodi jyda peete hain)

O… Peene te mainu nafrat sii
Chaska peh gaya peene daa
Laake bula nu, chhad de ve
Kaam hai yaar kaminey daa..

Ye sari duniya ghutni
Daaru na mujhse chhutni
Main khaali bottle todun
Peene se munh na modun..

Ye gali hai mere yaara dii
Lokan nu sohni lagdi ae
Main poori botal pi jaana
Mainu phir bhi thodi lagdi ae..

Ho ya toh main hoon (sharabi!)
Ya botal hai (sharabi!)
Ho chahe jitna bhi rokun
Ye kare hai kharabii..

Haan main beshaq sharab pita hoon
Cheez bilkul kharab pita hu
Log do-char ghoont peete hain
Main toh bas be-hisab pita hu..

Tujhko jaana hai toh ghar pe jaa tu
Kaam mera ye ik karke ja tu
Re deja mujhko tu theke ki chaabi re chabi
Ya toh main hoon sharabi ya hai botal sharabi
Chahe jitna bhi rokun ye kare hai kharabi
Ya toh main hoon (sharabi!)
Ya botal hai (sharabi!)
Chahe jitna bhi rokun ye kare hai kharabi..

Dil ki machine chalne lagi hai
Uski branded chaal dekh ke
Armaan kamine lazy thhe jo
Hain excited gaal dekh ke (x2)..

Utni hain ya itnii
Kudiya hain jitnii
Pichha chhod diya saaron ka
Famous kar do panna panna bhar do
Likh likh ke akhbaron ka..

Dil ab yaaron ka
Ho gaya ab Paro ka
Ha dil ab yaaron ka
Ho gaya Paaro ka..

Paro in the town
Paro in the town
Chunni chamkeeli
Badi zehareeli hogi
Akhiyaan da color brownn..

Paro ka tattoo cham cham karda
Piece hai diamond ka
Oye lakk tera soniye full-on desi
Nakhra England da (x2)..

Thoda thoda break le
Akhiyon mein dekh le
Fan hoon tere nazaaron ka haan
Paara chadh gaya aur bigad gayaa
Haal ye dil ke bimaaron ka..

Dil ab.. dil ab..
Dil ab yaaron ka
Ho gaya ab Paro ka
Haan dil ab yaaron ka
Ho gaya Paro kaa…

Hmm tere badan pe likh doon chhupa ke
Apni koi nayi daastaan
Saaya bhi tera rakh loon chura ke
Dhoondhe humein phir ye jahaan..

Haan chhoda sab maanga tujhe oo..
Haan chhoda sab maanga tujhe
Mai ab raha na mera..

Heeriye.. Heeriye..
Mai Ranjhana tera (x2)..

Heeriye.. Heeriye..
Mai Ranjhana tera (x2)..

Khwaabon mein tere khud ko basaa loon
Itna karu main tujhko pyaar
Teri kahaani apni banaa loon
Keh de jo tu bass ek baar..

Haan bhula sab paaya tujhe oo oo..
Haan bhula sab paaya tujhe
Tu hai junoon mera..

Heeriye.. Heeriye..
Mai Ranjhana tera (x2)..

Heeriye.. Heeriye..
Mai Ranjhana tera (x2)..

Oh.. neend na mujhko aaye
Dil mera ghabraaye
Chupke chupke koi aake
Soya pyaar jagaaye..

Oh.. neend na mujhko aaye
Dil mera ghabraaye
Chhupke chhupke koi aake
Soyaa pyaar jagaaye..

Oh.. neend naa mujhko aaye

Soyaa hua sansaar hai
Soyaa hua sansaar
Main jaagoo yahaa
Tu jaage wahaa
Ek dil mein dard dabaaye..

Badi hi senti wali mental hai ye choriyan
Badi hi senti wali mental hai ye choriyan
haaye….

Badi hi senti wali mental hai ye choriyan
Badi hi senti wali mental hai ye choriyan
O.. ki macchar bhi kaate
To selfie uski kheech le
ki macchar bhi kaate
To selfie uski kheech le
Zamaane se lena na dena haaye
Zamaane se lena na dena
Ya Khuda Ya Khuda tu hume inse bachana zara
Ki nakli noton ka ek bundle hain ye choriyan
Badi hi senti wali mental hain ye choriyaan
Badi hi senti wali mental hain ye choriyaan..

ho subaho shaam taade ye ladkiyon ko gaur se
Lage haath dil pe par dhadke kahin aur se (x2)..

Akal hai matar ka daana re haaye
Akal hai matar ka daana re
Ya Khuda Ya Khuda, aaina inko dikhana zara
Aji harkat se accidental hain ye chokre
Aji harkat se accidental hain ye chokre
Hume kehte hain par khud mental hai ye chokre
Hume kehte hain par khud mental hai ye chokre..

Haaye ye Mascara Lip-gloss ki jitni bahaar hai
Jo ladke palat ke na dekhe toh bekaar hai
na dekhe toh bekaar hai
na dekhe toh bekaar hai..

Ho ye Audi BMW ghanta Jaguar hai
Jo ladki na baithi to kaahe ki mehangi car hai..

Haan,yeh duniya hai bus stop ladki bus ke jaisi
Ruko paanch minuton me agli phir milegi
Ho sambhal ke kahin na yeh bus chhoot jaaye
Baaki zindagi warna paidal hi kategi..

Ladkiyan bana bola, God ne bhi “Oh My God!””
God ka karishma lakdi, ladke God ka hain fraud
Ho tradition yahi hai apna ladkiyan paraya dhan
Ho ladke jaise kale dhan se
Better hai paraya dhan
Better hai paraya dhan ji
Better hai paraya dhan
Better hai paraya dhan haan
Better hai paraya dhan
Ho gaya faisla jaao ji
Ho gaya faisla jaao ji
Ho gaya faisla jaao ji
Munh dho ke aao zaraa..

Ladkiyon ke pairon ka sandle hain yeh chokre
Ladkiyon ke pairon ka sandle hain yeh chokre
Humein kehte hain par khud mental hain yeh chokre
Arey harqat se accidental hain yeh chhokre…

Oh ho ho…

Main hoon wo sandal ki jispe tera bojh hai
Main single pasli tu double dose hai
(tu double dose hai)
Kaisa ye dastoor kaisa riwaaz hai
Medium dulhe ki dulhan extra large hai
(dulhan extra large hai)
Tujhe kya lagta hai teri hirni chaal hai
Teri kamar hai kamra tu BHK hall hai
Rishta hai nahi ye to poora scam hai
Zindagi ka safar ab to stuck in jam hai
Rishta hai nahi ye to poora scam hai
Zindagi ka safar ab to stuck in jam..

Jodta hoon main tere haath
Mujhko phansna nahi tere saath
Pyaar mujhko jispe aaye
Tujh mein na ek bhi aisi baat
Maarun aisi jodi ko laat
Jo kare jeevan ko barbaad
Dekh tu haalat teri
Tujhpe hai sharminda aurat zaat
haan… chal hatt…

boo boo…

booh….

Patli kamar ki tujhko kya itni demand hai
Brad Pitt ka pota hai, ya tu James Bond hai
Maa agar teri moti hoti toh kya chhod deta
Size ke dar se kya usse bhi naata tod deta, hatt..

Haan wajan ka kya hai ye workout se ghat jayega
Tere jaisa blunder kaise undo ho payega..

Aurat zaat ko jo nicha dikhayega
Jaan le besharam mitti mein mill jayega (x2)..

Auraton ki izzat ka jo kare public mein phaluda
Dekh durghatna hai tere jaisi paidaish behuda
Thobda accha na sahi baat acchi kar le beta
Tere jaise budbuk ko thodi buddhi baksh re Khuda
Sympathy unse hai jinke ghar tere jaisa putar hua..

Kami hai mujhme aur perfection hain ye chhoriyan
Kami hai mujhme aur perfection hain ye chhoriyan
God ka ultimate creation hai ye chhoriyan
Khuda se bandon ka connection hai ye chhoriyan
Kami hai mujhme aur perfection hain ye chhoriyan..